~Robot Beard~

1. I decoupaged black silhouettes of butterflies on the corner of one wall to surprise my girlfriend one day.

2. I have a weird outdoor alcohol display rack that opens up on the bottom & it is full of read & unread sci-fi,fantasy & mystery softcovers from the 40’s-80’s….

3. New rule- cats are not allowed in there(gets broken daily).

4. My poor hard body Ovation Bass resides under my bed, waiting for another chance to rock!!!!!

5. Although we have a light fixture on the ceiling, we use a few strands of Christmas lights strung on the walls more often for some reason.

6. No surprise here- room is too small, no matter how big it is. Who’s with me?

7. It’s freezing cold at night in that room, but by morning it’s a balmy 80 degrees (due to my radiator like body. I am a living heater core).

8. There is an evil monkey in my closet too, & we can hear him climbing & chittering around inside the walls….

9. It’s chock fulla candles, journals, books, trinkets, a fan, a floor heater, & a few other items we forget we own….

10. The best thing? No TV’s, no laptop, no nothing. Bedrooms are for 3 things- restin’, sleepin’, & getting your funk on. Yah dig?